Movie Review: Annabelle (2014)
Posted by Naqhii
Storyline
John Form has found the perfect gift for his expectant wife, Mia - a
beautiful, rare vintage doll in a pure white wedding dress. But Mia's delight
with Annabelle doesn't last long. On one horrific night, their home is invaded
by members of a satanic cult, who violently attack the couple. Spilled blood
and terror are not all they leave behind. The cultists have conjured an entity
so malevolent that nothing they did will compare to the sinister conduit to the
damned that is now... Annabelle.
First things first...
This movie Annabelle is a sort of prequel and spin off to last years The Conjuring. Now, I saw that movie but have since forgotten much about it so I've been reading up on it to sort of refresh my memory and to my vague recollection it was a pretty good movie. And to my recollection that movie made a sort of passing mention about Annabelle in order to establish the Warrens as professionals in the world of supernatural studies. Now in that movie, The Conjuring, you meet the nurses who own Annabelle and learn about why they called the Warrens in to help them. But of course you don't get the whole story. So let's get to that first.
Below is my attempt at covering the actual story of Annabelle from reading a bunch of websites.
So Annnabelle is actually real. It does exist and
right now its current home is in the Warren's Occult Museum in Monroe
Connecticut. You can't just walk in to see her anymore, you have to find
out when a Warrenology event is scheduled, book yourself a spot and try
to get there when it happens. And Annabelle does not look anything like
what you think it looks like. It doesn't look at all demonic or evil.
If someone passed her to you and said it was Annabelle you'd probably
think they were joking with you. Real life is never the way movies
portray it.
See that real Annabelle. cute and totally innocent looking doll in there? That's the real Annabelle.
Anyway, back to Annabelle. The movie The Conjuring
did get that part of the story right, there really was a couple of
nurses and one of them was given Annabelle by her mother. There was also
a guy that hung around and he did experience things that freaked him
out. It was after his experience that the Warrens were called in to
consult but prior to that the nurses, Donna and Angie had called in a
medium who told them that the doll was 'inhabited' by the spirit of a
seven year old girl named Annabelle Higgins. The medium also told them
that Annabelle's body was found in the field that their apartment was
built on a long time ago. The reason why the called in the medium? When
Donna noticed what looked like blood on her chest and the back of her
hand. Apparently having the doll move on its own and leaving note on
parchment paper which they never had in the apartment is not enough.
When they were told the tragic story of Annabelle
they figured she was a harmless spirit looking for some company. They
were very wrong. Things started to get weirder but strangely enough it
happened when Angie's boyfriend was around, the story goes that one day
while checking out some maps for an upcoming trip they heard a rustling
noise in the other room. They checked the room out but found nothing,
except that when Lou was in there he felt uneasy and not much later he
found himself in pain, he checked himself and he found that he had been
scratched several times.
The real Ed and Lorraine Warren with the real Annabelle. Still not very scary looking.
When the Warrens showed up Donna and her roommates
had had enough and asked the Warrens to take Annabelle with them. And
that's how the Warrens got hold of Annabelle. If you really want to know
the story in better detail check out these sites, The Story of Annabelle at Warrens.net this link goes to the official site apparently, and this one History vs. Hollywood: The Annabelle Story this link takes you to an article that breaks down the difference between the movie and what really happened.
Crazy people that want to kill you always hide in your closet where you just got your robe from...
©Warner Bros
On to ANNABELLE (WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!
SERIOUSLY. DUH.... SKIP TO THE END IF YOU PLAN ON WATCHING THIS MOVIE
WITHOUT ME SPOILING IT FOR YOU)
Okay, so this movie has yet to hit the cinemas so
there's no ratings yet on any of the major movie sites. And if you've
read my previous entry on another horror movie you'll know that I'm not a
major fan of the genre, I'm more a fan of a good story done and told
well than any particular genre. That said I'll be looking at this movie
much like I look at any other movie, based on its own merits. As
mentioned before Annabelle is sort of a prequel and spin-off to last
years The Conjuring, but truthfully even if you've never seen The
Conjuring you won't miss a thing and in fact after watching Annabelle
watching The Conjuring won't really add anything or take anything from
or to it. It can pretty much stand on its own.
The Conjuring did really well and in fact became the
highest grossing movie of its genre, it was made for a mere $20 million
but made over $318 million worldwide which is really impressive, what
makes it even more impressive is that it was directed by a man who
shares the same nationality as myself, the Sarawak-born James Wan which
means he's Malaysian. He's one of the few Malaysians that's really made a
name for himself out there in Hollywood. Or at least that I know of
other that Michelle Yeoh but she made it in front of the camera whereas
he is behind it so kudos to him.
But that was The Conjuring this is Annabelle, James Wan is not at the
director's chair this time but is instead in the producers, so we'll see
if his magic touch is still present here.
If this movie is to be believed just bleeding on something while really
wanting to do something means you can possess that thing. Helps if
you're a satanist of course. ©Warner Bros
The movie starts off with us meeting the Forms, a
newly-married and expecting couple. She's a homemaker and he's a medical
student on the verge of getting his residency with a hospital. The live
in a nice little house in a nice neighborhood next to a lovely couple
who's daughter just recently up and disappeared one day. The Forms, Jon
and Mia are a little stressed lately with his upcoming residency and her
pregnancy nearing the end so Jon being the sweet husband that he is
locates for his loving wife a doll to complete her collection. She's
been searching for this doll for ages apparently. You know who this doll
is of course. Frankly speaking, with the way Annabelle looks only a
collector will find it appealing or even attractive. Any sane person
will think there's something wrong with that doll or think that it's got
something evil about it the moment they laid eyes on it. It's ugly and
evil looking. The person who made that doll must be insane and/or evil.
Of course this is just for the movie, the real Annabelle is about as
evil looking as Hello Kitty is of looking gross.
Anyway, at this point Annabelle is not at all evil,
malicious or inhabited by a demonic spirit. It's just a doll. An ugly,
evil looking doll.
Here's where the doll gets to be evil. One fine
evening while everyone is asleep their neighbors daughter returns home
with her boyfriend. She's been hanging out with a unique group of
individuals who believe in an alternative religion and her return back
home has very much to do with that new group of friends and their
beliefs. If you've seen the trailer it's that scene where the Mia wakes
up when she hears someone scream in the house next door, that's when
their neighbors are being stabbed to death by their own daughter.
Husbands that give creepy looking dolls to their wives either need to
have their heads checked or need to talk to their wives about their
creepy collection. ©Warner Bros
Anyway, Jon goes to check in on the neighbor while
Mia hangs around the porch waiting for him. He eventually shows up
covered in blood screaming at Mia to call the police. She goes back in
the house to call of course but in the panic she leaves the front door
open. This of course is an open invitation for the crazy couple to sneak
in. What happens next is in the trailer, they jump her and try to kill
her. Jon gets back in time and manages to beat them back just as the
police themselves show up and shoots the boyfriend dead. Crazy neighbor
daughter manages to escape into the baby's room holding on to Annabelle.
The cops smash open the door only to find crazy neighbor daughter has
slit her own throat. Guess what the name of crazy neighbor daughter is?
Annabelle Higgins. So there you go, the fictitious version of how
Annabelle the doll received her name.
Anyway mother and baby survive and a few days later
they return home. All is put back to normal and they try to move on with
their lives. But strange things start to happen. Strange unexplainable
things. They think nothing of it of course at first until one evening
while Jon is a way at a seminar and Mia is home alone. She's watching TV
while doing a little sewing nothing's amiss until she hears a noise in
the kitchen. She goes to check it out only to discover the entire
kitchen is up in flames, she panics and turns to run but is tripped when
a chair suddenly pulls out just slightly to catch her foot. She falls
and begins to crawl toward the front door but as she's trying to do that
something suddenly grabs her by the leg and pulls her back towards the
kitchen. Whatever it was that did it didn't get to pull her all the way
back in because just then the neighbors break down her front door.
Jon rushes back home and meets Mia at the hospital
where he also discovers his brand new baby girl. He also has news of his
own, he's received his residency and soon they'll be moving away from
their current home.
Seriously look at that doll. Compared to the others, it looks utterly evil. ©Warner Bros
So now they're in their new home and they're
unpacking and they're unpacking in the babies room. Mia is taking out
her dolls and putting them up on the shelf when she opens another box
and finds the doll in there. Jon threw the doll away before they moved
so they have no idea how it got in there but this doesn't bother Mia for
some reason and she decides to put it up on the shelf with the other
dolls. Bad idea.
Things start happening again and it only happens to
Mia when she's alone. She tells Jon but he's skeptical at first but
offers a solution which is to talk to their priest. Meanwhile Mia
befriends Evelyn, a woman in the building who works at a bookstore
nearby. Things of course gets worse and worse as is expected from movies
like this before it gets better.
Yeah staring at it won't make it go away. Burn it, burn it to HELL!! ©Warner Bros
Mia is trapped in the storage area of her apartment
where she sees what appears to be a demon. She's trapped inside the
baby's room when she goes in to check on a noise and while she's in
there her baby is outside with the doll, when she manages to get out she
sees the doll levitate and just as the doll gets to her eye level Mia
spots something holding the doll up. The priest shows up and offers to
take the doll back with him to the church but just as he gets to the
door of the church Annabelle Higgins appears and he's tossed like a
rag-doll backwards. It all culminates back at the apartment after Mia
and Evelyn return home from a day out and this time the demon really
means business. He wants someone soul and he won't leave without it.
You see the whole reason for the supernatural, the
demonic activity is because Annabelle Higgins and her boyfriend were
part of a cult. A cult trying to call up demons and the devil himself,
and to do that they needed to provide a sacrifice, a soul. And since
Annabelle didn't succeed in getting Mia's soul before she killed
herself, her spirit stayed on in the doll in order to accomplish that
goal.
In the end Mia is still alive and the Form's move on
with their lives. Annabelle the doll disappears only to reappear in a
junk store to be bought by the mother of one of the nurses that you see
in the beginning of this movie and in that one scene in The Conjuring.
All is not well.
Oh look it's that Japanese ghost that keeps showing up in every movie, or not. ©Warner Bros
What this casual fan of all things supernatural, weird and odd thinks...
This movie for the most part for me was unremarkable.
In fact it was completely predictable. I'll give you an example, just
before the evening that crazy daughter returns to kill her parents, Mia
is sitting in front of the TV listening to a news report on murders
committed by cults, guess what the crazy neighbor daughter and her
boyfriend are wearing when they commit their evil deeds? All white and
her boyfriend is wearing a belt with a huge devil head as a belt buckle.
The scary bits are also sort of predictable if you've seen enough
horror movies. You can guess at what's about to happen just by paying
attention to how the scene is set-up and how the camera is angled. So
unless you've been hiding under a blanket every time something scary
pops up then nothing here will surprise you.
With regards to the story of Annabelle it's a little
strange in my opinion. We are made to believe that Annabelle follows Mia
from place to place in order to get her or her daughters soul but at
the end of the movie the Forms are fine and Annabelle ends up in a junk
shop. So what's the point then of following Mia around and harassing her
if any other soul can be used to replace hers? Shouldn't any pliable
and weak soul do? She killed her mother and father and for some reason a
random neighbor and her unborn baby is her target? Up until that
evening when they decided to check out the neighbor they had no idea who
the Forms were which means that if they were a cult and their ceremony
required a sacrifice they weren't very specific about their
requirements. If they were why bother killing a bunch of old people if
what you wanted was a young pregnant woman?
But I'm letting common sense and logic get in the way
now when the main problem I have with this movie is that it's just too
predictable. Pay enough attention and you can tell what's going to
happen next. Even in the beginning third of the movie when it's actually
pretty slow paced and almost bordering on dull it's predictable.
Who needs a Nanny-Cam when you can have Annabelle-Cam. Scare your babysitter straight! ©Warner Bros
The actors for the most part I've not really seen
before and with the exception of Mia and Evelyn are pretty bland. Jon
seems a little cold and distant when acting as the concerned husband.
Mia played by Annabelle Wallis does a decent job but nothing impressive.
Alfre Woodard who plays Evelyn probably has the best performance in
this movie but her scenes are few and far between and she really doesn't
get much to work with when she does, the one scene that stands out for
me is when she talks about her daughter.
To sum it up, for me this movie was nothing special.
It certainly doesn't live up to The Conjuring and it most certainly
doesn't add to it. It was just too predictable and at the beginning a
little too slow. The scary parts are only scary because they jump out at
you if you're not paying attention or haven't seen all the horror
movies of the past few years. It's all the same tricks that's been done
before. Nothing new here. I don't know what I was expecting from this
movie but even without any expectations I found it a little
disappointing.
For this prequel to a pretty good movie that came out last year I give it a somewhat disappointing 2 out of 5.
Would I recommend you watch this movie? If you're a horror movie fan,
why not? Just don't expect anything new. If you want to know about
Annabelle? Then forget it.
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